We are approaching levels of grift never thought possible.

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    1 year ago

    If your subscription lapses, you have an ejector seat mishap and your jet auto pilots back to Lockheed.

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      “Sorry, you can’t fire additional missiles without the Lockheed premium missile+ plan. Please contact one of our sales representives to continue.”