Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.
Or
Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again
Lol… If I had 5 bucks for every time I’ve heard or said “fucking Microsoft” in my life 😂
The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.
As someone who manages a Google workspace instance currently, God I wish I had exchange for my email service.
“Ugh, who coiled up this cord?”
Covers any field with cords.
These fucking clowns just can’t maintain their documentation properly.
(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this’ll fit)
Circus rigging tech?
Unfortunately, most tech is ultimately circus rigging tech
Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.
McDojo karate instruction?
“It’s always DNS.”
Is it patch Tuesday again already?
It’s not a networks issue.
Garbage in is garbage out
This is true for a lot of fields, but I’m going to take a guess you’re working with machine learning?
I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)
Dishwashing
“Is that logo vector?”
Uh, I don’t know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.
Put it up and we’ll find out.
The billboard:
Narrator: It wasn’t.
Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I’m dying.
I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg
Oh man. The number of tiny raster logos from the corners of web pages I was sent to etch on a wall-sized sign.
Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.
Can you believe what unity just did?
I’m looking for a dry red with some organic minerality, something that would go well with the dry-aged steak. Do you have any Carménère, by chance?
Food critic?
Sommelier maybe?
Waitress.
I love it when I get to grab firm jugs with both hands
(Bouldering)
And a side effect of
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!
So you work in film, eh?
Always grease your stern gland, it’ll save your life one day
I’d like to know more!
“Please do the needful”
Kindly
Greetings of the day!
