• Windex007@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You’re thinking of Mike’s Refreshing Lemonade. Totally different.

    Mike’s Hard Lemonade is when he drops his pants, and blasts his enemies with an unrelenting and piercing stream of otherworldly piss.

    It’s actually just that he opens a tiny portal to the bottom of a very deep (high pressure) water source (deep lake, bottom of ocean) and puts the other end of the portal at the end of his dick… but Mike is all about showmanship.

    • Cabrio@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Do portals require one end be the same size as the other? If not a large portal leading to a small portal could increase pressure alone.

      If one was to make a portal in their own bladder, and redirect that urine out of a portal that is only a few microns wide they could potentially create enough pressure differential to create a stream of urine powerful enough to cleave someone in twain.