SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agothe future is now, old manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1566arrow-down119
arrow-up1547arrow-down1imagethe future is now, old manlemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·1 year ago“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.” “You want to make content for TikTok?” “No! I want to be the app!”
minus-squareBread@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·1 year agoIt sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
minus-squarejarfil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoWell, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
minus-squareBread@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoI want to be a firetruck
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoAs a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year ago“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
minus-squarePreciseid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoA few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
I want to be a firetruck
I’m Idaho
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.