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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • PugJesus@kbin.social
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    What’s “Fuck the time of day, I’m having fries and ketchup for breakfast” count as

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      Are you my wife? I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.

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        Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

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          She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.

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            1 year ago

            On rye with thousand island?

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              Fuck, now I’m hungry. No right to be so good

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      Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee’s

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        Damn, that’s an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

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          Oh, you’re British.

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            Wouldn’t I call 'em chips if I was?

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              1 year ago

              You tell me.

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      Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

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      uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

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      Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don’t think fries is one of them

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