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    1 year ago

    Bud: “We like LGBTQ+! Give us money!”

    Bigots: “We hate them so now we hate you!”

    Bud: “Wait! Come Back! We hate them too! You’ve always been our core demographic and we’re strongly tied to whatever you want!”

    LGBTQ+: “Oh, that’s how it is, huh?”

    Bigots: “Nope. Not buying your beer anymore. We’ve already decided we hate you. Our defining characteristic is stubborn hatred. We are defined by the grudges we nurture.”

    Regular people who don’t like bigots: “Ew. Bigot beer.”

    Bud: “JUST TELL US HOW TO PANDER IN A WAY THAT GETS YOU TO BUY OUR WEAK AWFUL BEER!”