I just got brain cancer

The text reads like those old YouTube videos that spammed key words in the description.

I sincerely believe that if any aliens are observing us, they’ve concluded that we actually value and reward insanity and loathe and punish sanity.

And they wouldn’t be entirely wrong…

I see op is fluent is stroke, much impress

This is a certified “we live in a society bottom text” moment

Me poor welfare depressed no find job (Disable) home planet burn no no

Basically like End of Ze World where the aliens are just like yeah fuck that.

For the uninitiated