Ah yes, the all time classic Indiana Johns
Imbiamba jombes
HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.
Or 7 days before the ‘best before’ date expires
There’s a best before date?
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That’s a good question
For sauce, yes.
For inkjet cartridges, I don’t know, but, technically speaking, these cartridges get dry after the first time of use and their ‘needles’, that spray ink, become dirty. I had a bad luck washing the spraying mechanism after that.
EDIT: I don’t know about the laserjet toners.
LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don’t dry out. They’re just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.
I’m calling print cartridges HP Sauce from now on. Or, I would, if I had an inkjet or a HP, but that’s showbiz baby.
Forgot the kitchen sink, but otherwise very accurate.
Dog Gambit, I knew I forgot something.
Also:
- A logarithmic slide rule
- A Pythagoras puzzle game
- Print version of the GNU general public license
- IBM punched card with friend’s phone number on the back side
- Bootable flash drive with Hannah Montana OS
- A grape
- A model of a particle accelerator
A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake
…it’s more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y’know. Hannah Montana Linux
Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.
Unless you’re from Sheffield then it’s Henderson’s.
I’ve always been more of a thallium kind of gal.
Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can’t find it. There must be a secret pocket…Slide lube instead of guitar picks?
Where’s the NetComm IG6000 Industrial Dial-up Modem?
Thule, a mythical region in Scandinavia
Rubber ducky remote explosive
So they are Klee mains, right?
Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly
That’s totally a Hitman reference.
Specifically, the shown rubber duck item is the remote explosive rubber duck mk II, first seen in hitman 2.
Several wads of used tissues.
Daddies Sauce
As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.
Too restrained for a purse. In the pockets of my cargo pants: seeds, flowers and twigs. Bits of string. Plastic electric fence thingies.
