Because as a society we’ve forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people
Worse, we’re throwing piles of money at them.
“but they’re entertaining!”
This right here. Germans thought Hitler was “entertaining”, too, for a while.
That was the whole premise behind r/the_donald back on Reddit, and it started as irony and then the numbskulls who don’t get or don’t care about “irony” and “satire” showed up and meme’d Trump to four nightmarish years as President.
I know he’s not Hitler or anything, but the book of Hitler’s speeches on his nightstand that his ex-wife told us about tells us he definitely admired Hitler, absolutely disgusting.
$10M??
I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.
$10 is a sure bet.
You wouldn’t be able to pay me to be seen with Tate
I don’t like Musk much at all but I’d prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.
The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks…yeah they kind of scare me
Honestly the amount could be $10 and I’d take it. I don’t get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people
You could take the time to hit them in the face.
But I’d still rather take no money at all.
Sadly, Andrew Tate has been punched in the face many times and it’s done nothing to change him.
Perhaps he has actual brain damage and didn’t go to the doctor because that’s not alpha :(
The real alpha thing is going to the doctor and taking care of your health so you can outlive all the loser betas.
Guaranteed Tate has a team of nutritionists and trainers to keep him fit. Almost nobody is that bulky and toned without help.
Eh, he probably just takes steroids and watches some gym bro on Instagram for workout ideas, people that proud and stupid rarely ask others for advice/help.
Who said anything about changing him? I just wanna have fun.
Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.
I’d pay $1000 to not have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.
Honestly, I’d take a kick in the nuts over the other two options…
Honestly you could take my money so I don’t have to go. All of it.
Sounds like someone has 0 money
The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they’d take dinner with Musk in hopes they’d somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the “secret” is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.
Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.
Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.
I feel like the only way Tate would get you into human trafficking would be by trafficking you.
“But having a photo of me sucking papa musk’s dick while scamdrew tate rams my ass will be priceless! Besides, I’ll mint a NFT and it’ll totally sell for more than that!”
Considering the folks you can find on xitter, it shouldn’t be too hard to find someone thinking exactly that.
Maybe they want to get raped I guess!
dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs
Step 1: have $1Bn ready
Step 2: collect interest rates
Elon goes more like…
Step 1: Have $1b
Step 2: Lose $990m
Imagine being literally the richest man on the world and people still act like you’re bad at finances.
“But he inherited the wealth…”
As did many other billionaires that didn’t make it to the front of that list
Imagine thinking billionaires don’t pay people to do their finances.
Elon doesn’t lose money because of a lack of handled finances, but because he says and does absurd shit.
Other billionaires have access to the same financial advisers. Unless all billionaires are extremely stupid and Elon just happens to be the least stupid one of them then this logic simply just doesn’t add up.
I’m sad to report that, yes, that what the top comments were arguing.
The initial question is so stupid that I’m wondering if it’s a troll. 99.9% of even hardcore fans of both would obviously take the ten million fucking dollars.
I screen capped this myself (I know – rare) and I can assure you, the account is not a troll. Or they’ve transcended to some other plane of existence and keep trolling from there.
And the top comments were, apart from a few people mocking them, mostly arguing between options A and B. Since comments of users with Twitter Blue show up first, that even makes sense. Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.
Don’t ask me why or how. I am pondering daily if the internet maybe failed and if we should just shut it all down.
Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.
That’s some next-level delusion, but sadly I can believe it. Although I’m certain nearly all of them would actually take the money if it were a real situation, but they either don’t realise it, or they’re “virtue signaling” to their fellow online douche fans.
Also, 10 million in a year or two? Take it now, lol. Do they really think there are parallel timelines where the meet ‘n’ greet option is the one where’d they’d end up netting significantly more in the long run?
Also
I screen capped this myself
For a split second I read this as “I crapped myself”. Lol.
There’s a good chance it’s a joke, like one of those “Would I slap my mother for $10million? I would slap my mother, but I wouldn’t take the $10million because the experience I would gain would be worth infinitely more than that” posts.
I mean, realistically my moyher would kill me on the spot if I didn’t take the 10 million just for slapping her.
Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?
Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket
Hey now we’ll have no talk like that here on Corporate Ad Platform. We only allow violence that’s endorsed by the state.
Honestly it’s so nice to be able to just laugh at this and not worry about a corporate sponsor banning you over it.
I had a 12 year old reddit account banned for suggesting people punch their local Nazi
Ah, a person of culture, I see. The old fork in the eye is a classic.
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Wtf is Tate news? Jesus Christ man.
I’d really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I’d get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I’d kiss the back of their head and whisper “I’ve been looking forward to this”.
Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.
Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I’d like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.
In case anyone thinks I’m being serious, I’m just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances
Cat: Hey, don’t knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You’ll never have a better chance to kill them.
Oh what I’d give for the opportunity to just lay right into Elon Musk’s ego. You could really tell him off and based on his behavior on Twitter, he’s a baby who can’t take criticism, so it’d really hurt.
That being said, I’m taking the 10M.
Something tells me both these assholes wear shoes with no socks.
or or?
And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(
It’s not specific, it’s just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.
OHHHHHHHH. Duh.
Ya I don’t get it either
I was reading too much into it. It’s just ‘here’s another situation with 2 obviously shit options and 1 really good one.’
So you can make that check out to…
