ironically slaughterhouses have long since figured out that stress makes the meat terrible, and at this point livestock is probably dying more peacefully than most humans.
Don’t worry, our source cells are from the most depressed individuals we could find. And our workers are the poorest immigrant pre-teens to ensure maximum suffering.
Don’t forget to try our human tiddy sour cream, it’s sourced from the same pre-teens!
It’s not as fun without the suffering.
It’s like reverse lobsters. You gotta be able to taste the fear. 🤌
ironically slaughterhouses have long since figured out that stress makes the meat terrible, and at this point livestock is probably dying more peacefully than most humans.
Don’t worry, our source cells are from the most depressed individuals we could find. And our workers are the poorest immigrant pre-teens to ensure maximum suffering.
Don’t forget to try our human tiddy sour cream, it’s sourced from the same pre-teens!