The French could not handle something so violently American. We here in Australia thought we could, once.

There were no survivors.

Cross the border into Germany and enjoy McRibs 24/7 year-round

The McRib is garbage. It’s literally minced meat molded into the shape of a rib drenched in sauce. It’s soooo badddddd.

Imagine, if you will, a pulled pork sandwich… except someone then un-pulled the pork back into an imitation of a rack of ribs.