Don’t do this: you’ll be ingesting dreadfully unhealthy levels of sodium.
You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
(I actually don’t really like olives, and totally agree with your comment about sodium. I hope no one takes it seriously)
My blood pressure has always been low!
Time to offset that low blood pressure with a few heart attacks!
*laughs in spironolactone*
Hey! I only got 46 updoots when I posted this here! Not fair!
This makes a compelling argument…
I literally just googled this meme last night to send to my wife to thank her for buying me olives.
Nice.
I hope it is olive loaf you’ve got baking in that bread oven
You’ll have to find out.
I do love me some fuckin olives… Especially if they’re stuffed with garlic
Based.
What a mood
You feelin’ it?
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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