snake up my cornhole

Corn me up, snake

Snake up me corn

Snake? SNAKE?! SSNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!

Corn me up, snake

This is obviously a demonic/alien lie to get you to say an invocation that would bless you will such abominations for eternities “to come”.

Up me, corn snake.

I was born in Kansas. I already have corn for eternities.

Corn me up, snake

Corn me up, snake May the corn flowering in my backyard be bountiful and eternal

Corn me up, snake

Corn me up snake

Corn me up, snek

If you eat some of the corn, does it grow back?

Corn me up, snake