While it’s commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it’s much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Aye sea what you did there…
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
You don’t have to be gay to be dominant
“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
You know what? Send him, see what happens
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
IRL anime protagonist
I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
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Fuck Dan Crenshaw
skill issue
You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
Didn’t he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
Yeah, that’s the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
Ah. Potato potato
Tomato tomato
I’m quite curious what this story is
They’re not like the other girls
is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
holy shit
Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!
Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you’re suffering now. RIP to you but your not different
