This paragraph was like:

Whoever told libs about ‘horseshoe theory’ needs to face the wall

Admittedly I’m drunk but this made burst out laughing, true and based

I just got off a conference call with the Foreign Outreach Office; you’re getting a little extra in your check this month. Christmas in july and that. Comrade Xi says keep up the good work.

My favorite bit is how libs are still pushing Russiagate conspiracy theory even though it’s been thoroughly discredited at this point https://jacobin.com/2020/04/russiagate-christopher-steele-dossier-trump-election

Soviet academics: “We do cutting-edge research in fields such as hydraulics, nuclear physics, medicine, and space exploration.”

Anglo academics: “We make graphs about people on the internet who hurt our feelings.”