But will he survive the rental market and high Woolies prices?
Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.
Crisis over!
Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.
Or he is now half man half plastic…
Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it’s not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
How does one eat water, though?
The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you’re feeling fancy or else just slurping it.
Just makes you wonder how dog takes something like this. Dogs notoriously can’t think ahead very far so it must have been some weird hell for the poor being with no hope to lean on.
That’s crazy. The chances of him being spotted at all were so remotely slim!
eating raw fish and rainwater
I hope he at least had cutlery to properly eat the rain water.
‘incredible story’
That looks suspiciously like a set of redundant quotation marks
