literally sliding through the apartment it seems
herculean levels of stamina
Master of efficiency.
Not one wasted stroke
🎵 Efficiency is beautiful, efficiency is art 🎵
The screams of disappointment can get really loud.
Yeah no… I’m always home there’s nothing you can do. I wish I had a room to myself but there’s some policies preventing that. I prefer quiet but you may be loud.
Take my upvote and leave!
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That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.
Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.
Fuckin’ legend.
3 minutes
3 humping minutes
I know right? What a stud that guy is.
Ok Philippides.
It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.