Survived but with complications
Just a teensy bit of lead clogging up the ol’ noggin
This is obviously satire, mocking these types of posts.
Garden hose Pepsi just hits different
Isn’t drinking from the garden hose a common boomer trope?
Didn’t everyone, who lived in a countryside drink from the garden hose at least once? I still do occasionally (and I’m gen Z, but to be fair, I also live in the balkans).
You could fight your teacher outside?
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My curfew was the
garden hose and it \
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.” &
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played @
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could getsore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have ‘online!
You could fight your teacher outside.1 drank water from the garden hose…
and survived! Hit share if you agree!
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My curfew was the
garden hose and it
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.
If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could get sore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have ‘online’.
You could fight your teacher outside.
I drank water from the garden hose…
and survived! Hit share if you agree!can’t find the original image, but there’s plenty of stuff similar to this:
there is also this image on ifunny
text is glowing
looks like SOMEONE didn’t implement chroma from luma B)
