Normalize Jesus with a handlebar mustache
“Heaven yeah, brother!”
Origin of the term Pussy
Everyone knows white Adam and Eve spoke English with white God. And that paradise was a Jungle which is definitely a great place to exist naked with all those insects.
But the insects came after sin. Yes, all animals were there because evolution is wrong, but insects aren’t animals because they come about via spontaneous generation /s
The logic of the 17th century. Although modern creationists have updated it to “all orders / families are a Kind (whatever the hell that is), but insects are their own Kind so there was just this one really nice bug and parasites magically started evolving after the fall.”
Ugh fine. But I can still get deep throated by the giraffe right? That’s like the whole reason you made them isn’t it?
Tigers are sexy af and he’s obviously into it, practically on top of me even with others around. You’re just mad because you can’t get face-fucked by this magnificent muscular beast. Go on and prance around with your little lady, Jesus, I’ve got testosterone and sement in my evening plans.
This meeting of Get Rid Of Slimy girlS is now called to order, first Tiger Hobbes shall read the agenda!
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Literally 1984
