I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped
The mind is willing but the body is spongy and bruised
I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don’t remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her “Snoo-snoo”.
Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled “The 10 commandments of Diablo 3” and one of them was “Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo”. We had a good laugh.
No muscular tall domme gf
Why even live?
Fr.
Serious answer: because you might find one :3
:D
As a short guy, I don’t think I can pretzel that far, but I’d certainly be up to try.
Just break his spine
When kneeling I’m pretty short too…
yes please 🥺
She’d have to be 2.5m though, I’m already way too tall
Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Eyes the color of Mountain Dew
What you need is a Navi girl!
Oh God I don’t need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me
Give them stronger cat-people features and I’m in. (see this NSFW, for example)
Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.
A man of culture, I see!
Elf mommy ftw?
Please 🥺
Sauce?
Looks like skullworms on ig https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca7gbdmvmKQ/
