Top of the board is looking empty, let’s start a girl’s party with blue queen, green queen, and red queen to c8, e8 and f8 respectively.

Black game pieces change styles to another chess set in order to confuse their enemy

Unicorn turns all pawns into queens

Pawns, becoming increasingly bored, move to the center of the board for a game of flag football.

Black’s pawns form a union, all now wear navy uniforms

Horsey now is too OP, pls nerf

Suddenly enamored with the newly gay unicorn the black horsey starts a Romeo and Juliet subplot with the unicorn

/uj It’s a piece in 3d chess that can move along “space diagonals”, meaning it travels through the corners of a cubic space/square. Wiki link

Black rook buys Ferrari and picks up gay horsey

eat horse.

Black sinks white’s battleship

shish-kebab the white pawns

Does horse on top of pawn = centaur?

All the pawns unite and fight the rest

O-O-O-O