I’d be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors
Seriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.
Fuck You in particular
when an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother
I assume the only reason so many of them would gather in one place and time would be precisely to fuck each other.
And this is why you never hook up with a condor in the first place
Never put your dick in condor?
One does not simply dick into condor.
Oh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?
#CondorGangDidNothingWrong
probably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.
Woke Californians. Stand your ground.
U dun fuk’d up
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That man fucks.
Condors.
The Condor Files S01EP2.
🤣
Don’t they have castle doctrine in California
Condors excepted.