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HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    11 months ago

    Chicken loses job

    Chicken is broke, chicken strips

    Three seventy-nine

    • Ugly Bob@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Good bot!

  • moistclump@lemmy.world
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    I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.

  • MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works
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    fuckin. what?

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    Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?

    Me: Maybe it does but that doesn’t feed me

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