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My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.
I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
Fucking A brother
I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer “Cold about 3cm cold” or something like that.
Depends on the starting length.
I’ve heard of a short throw, but this is ridiculous
i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.
