(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)

  • peereboominc@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    At least it had the decency too stay on it. Could have sit on it for a minute, walk away and then watch you eat it.

      • MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.

        I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.

        I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.

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      11 months ago

      Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts like… a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and that’s how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just don’t wanna comprehend a world where that’s a thing I guess.

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      11 months ago

      I wouldn’t necessarily call that a dirty surface. Unless you mean the butthole - that’s ditrty enough.

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        11 months ago

        I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.

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          11 months ago

          Yeah, I don’t think anyone is preparing food there. People can be more or less sensitive about the cleanliness of surfaces they put their own food on and it’s ok.

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Imagine all the slices you did this with that you didn’t notice the cat sat in while you were on a call