(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)
At least it had the decency too stay on it. Could have sit on it for a minute, walk away and then watch you eat it.
You’re going to give me a fear of leaving food unwatched…
Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.
I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.
I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.
Cats are dicks…
Seriously, this cat is a Saint Cat
Like seriously. The cat didn’t even think about eating the cheese.
The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today
You just put food directly on dirty surfaces? Do you not have plates?
Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts like… a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and that’s how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just don’t wanna comprehend a world where that’s a thing I guess.
People who have just a small sice of cheese left in the fridge?
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far.
I wouldn’t necessarily call that a dirty surface. Unless you mean the butthole - that’s ditrty enough.
I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.
I respect this answer.
I should not have to say this: The window sill is not a food prep surface
Yeah, I don’t think anyone is preparing food there. People can be more or less sensitive about the cleanliness of surfaces they put their own food on and it’s ok.
Heats up a sandwich for the owner
Imagine all the slices you did this with that you didn’t notice the cat sat in while you were on a call
Butthole all over that bred