Im scared of the staplegunman
You wouldn’t download a kid.
You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
I wish.
I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
Why someday? Why not now
cause it take some months
It’s like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.
I don’t want kids, pirated or not.
The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
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Could be misunderstood, here’s a comma for you: " , "
And that’s why you shouldn’t, pirate kids!
That’s why you, shouldn’t pirate kids!
Back to your room, Shatner
Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
You wouldn’t download a kid
No they’re free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
You wouldn’t download a fridge
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
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I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
All the comments are just pure gold.
The production value is better than GOT season 7
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but orlando bloom needs a first mate
“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
I’m not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials