Apple spent ~100 M per year on adds on twitter prior to the EM buyout.
There is no way in hell these grifters will do anything but talk big. The money will never come.
I’ll take “Things That Aren’t Financially Possible”, for $400, Alex.
They’re conservatives, don’t ask them to math
This reminds me of those statistics that show the how the richest 10% have as much wealth as the other 90% (or whatever the exact numbers were).
And also those statistics that show how Apple is bigger than the entire economies of many countries.
Oh wow Andrew Tate is one of them.
Gee, when you look at all these manbaby assholes who cry about being canceled, one thing starts to stand out. They’re all manbaby assholes. Maybe if every canceled person is a manbaby asshole, then getting cancelled is actually about not liking manbaby assholes? And not about killing freedom of speech? It’s just… the pattern is undeniable.
Elon finally found his people. The MAGA poverty level white Christian who hates everything that gives them that rush of energy, because their life otherwise barely has a pulse.
Murder by words, my goodness.
Love Hackers.
Stop using the fucking platform idiots.
This is actually a good thing! Let them all bundle up together and maybe they can fund and start his little society on mars and he can take all the right wing cunts with him. Then they can go cry about women and minorities together without bothering the rest of us.
But who are they going to bully, if they’re just among themselves?
Oh you must be new. There’s always an “in group” and an “out group”. If somehow everyone is in the “in group” the rules change to create a new “out group”.
I would love to see them infighting to determine who is going to be the next out group.
Happens all the time. Recently Republicans were calling the speaker of the house “secretly a democrat” because he acknowledged that his adopted black son has difficulties his white sons won’t have to deal with.
They can start their own handmaid’s tale on Mars. Let’s see how many women they can get to join these super manly men.
As much as I would LOVE to see them waste their money on this, we know they are all talk and no action and won’t actually contribute anything.
That’s the best part, they’re all grifters trying to get attention, they won’t pay a fucking cent.
Got it. Tim Pool, Andrew Tate and the CEO of Babylon Bee are all antisemites who believe Jews are going to wipe them out.
Not that I’m surprised, I’m just glad we have it on record.
Good! That’s fewer right wing dollars going toward politicians.
Huh… good point.
They each pledge a single drop of water in a ten gallon clay pot that Musk smashed with a hammer.
Beautiful analogy
Imagine pledging to get enough money to bail out someone who can literally masturbate and squirt $44B on a whim.
Bootlickers, he doesn’t need you. Really.
This is insane. Why would anyone want to bail out the world’s richest man?
People donate to supposed billionaire Donald Trump too.
I genuinely don’t understand the thinking. What else do they do? Should I be worried that they walk among us?
Because he lets them say slurs.
To own the libs?
C’mon man, get with the times!
*Libs = anyone not a mazi
Do you remember when people were donating money to one of the younger Kardashians, so she could become the youngest “self-made” billionaire? People are dumb.
Get ready for My Pillow ads on Xitter, formally known as shitter.
My only question is do we pronounce the “x” in xitter like “x” would be pronounced in a Chinese word? “Sh-itter”?
I pronounce it Twitter and will continue to dead name the website for as long as Musk dead names his trans child.
I will never call it “X” just because it’s too fucking stupid. But your reason is a good one too. Plus it seems to get under Musk’s skin if you call it twitter.
That’s my camp as well. But I’m willing to call it shitter when necessary. :D
Yes, it is pronounced Shitter, and Tweets are now Toots.
X-creets
Yea I always used “Xcreations”. Nothing but shit anyways…
Do NOT associate Mastodon stuff with that shit
What term constituted “mastodon stuff” to prompt your comment? Haven’t yet tried mastodon so just curious.
Toots
A guy pledged a bunch of money to the creator of Mastodon if he named the posts “toots”. So the name stuck and Mastodon got a bunch of server and development funds.
Tweets are now Sharts!
That’s how I’ve been doing it.
I just pronounce it as ten.
