As a fellow giant:
Yes, I will get that thing in the shelf you can’t reach.
No, I will not stop putting things on the shelf you can’t reach.
Also:
Why the fuck are these counters so low!
As a normal almost 6 foot human:
Fuck these counters are low
As a short af human that’s 4’11:
Fuck these counters are perfect.
Depending on how you define “almost” 6 feet tall, you might be taller than normal. The average American man is like 5’9", and each inch above that gets less and less common
As another barely under 6ft human, why are the counters at nut bruising height?
As a short dude. These counters are great!
You guys have never experienced the low hanging halogen bulb glass chandelier … The amount of times I have burned my ears simply can’t be counted …
How short are you?
What’s your shoe size?
Is your dick big?
What is the diameter of the sun in comparison to the equation of an ant?
Those answers are on the other side.
What kind of ant? We talking bull, black, fire?
Yes
Clearly the man has suffered serious traumas. He’s a friggin’ eagles fan fercrissakes. That can’t be good.
Do your superstitions
Also, Dee is a bird
How does he get in a car?
Looks something like this
By the door.
Biff singing “Stop Asking Me The Questions” vibe
Yeah I have some friends around that height. Might need to show them this, they’d like these.
I need to make copies of this exactly and hand them out when asked the same question. I’m 5’5.
Tom Wilson does something like this as well
