Ravioli, ravioli
What’s in the pocketoli
Let me help you younguns. Its a watch pocket. Back in the day when jeans were invented men had pocket watches,
You can’t possibly be old enough to remember that
No, but I’m old enough to remember my granddad called it and have the railroad watch he used to carry there. He was an engineer and the trains ran on time. Interesting how long the design lasted.
I read somewhere that Trains was the reason time ran on time.
As in, before trains “Mid-day” was a different time wherever you went, it was just the time that the church rang the bell. Sure it was around midday because the sun was up there right at the top, but it wasn’t exactly midday.
Then the trains came along and they had timetables. To start with they could leave one station a quarter past twelve and arrive at the next one at 5 to twelve, so they had to synchronise the time over the whole line, so that’s why time runs on time.
Turns out, there’s a ton of good uses for a small pocket.
No, it’s a pocket for Kevin.
I was always told it was for condoms but I have 4 kids so I wouldn’t know
Man your wife’s boyfriend is fertile
Virile
And fertile
It’s a watch pocket; in case anybody was wondering the actual answer. Pocket… watch… watch pocket…
Slow down, I’m not following
Shove a clock in your pants!
You can shove a clock in your pants. You friend can shove a clock in their pants, but you cannot shove your clock in your friends pants.
Nah its for iPod Nano
Airpods!
THIS
In Germany we need coins to unlock supermarket carts, so I use the coin pocket for it’s intended purpose to house my one coin.
I thought it was meant to be a pocket watch pocket?
Now I store my plastic cards in there.
Pretty sure it started as a watch pocket.
It turned into a “coin” pocket when pocket watches went out of fashion and people didn’t know what else to use them for.
Kevin keeps stealing my fucking ravioli tho
He’s a hungry lil guy
Kevin is a ravenous ravioloi beast whose foodlust shall not be slaked.
Wireless earbuds case fits in there for me, when Kevin isn’t there.
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Text at the top reads: what is that small jean pocket actually for The first image shows a hand pointing downwards and to the right and the text underneath “a safe place for my finger to hide”, the finger has a label reading “he is so nervous” The second image shows a ravioli square and the text “ravioli” underneath The third image shows a naked, balding grey-haired man with a mustache, waving and smiling from his place inside the aforementioned pocket and the text “a home for kevin”
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Zippo
iPod Nano
Chris (Simpsons Artist) is the best!
I love his stuff, but I also get that it’s not for everyone.
Why not? Everyone likes ravioli.
Not me. I don’t like ravioli.
hides crossed fingers in tiny pocket
Do you know the name of this comic? Found it once but have never had luck since.
It’s Chris (Simpsons Artist)
Be damned lol. Thanks.
Oh whoops, I thought this was a parent comment and was replying from my inbox. Haha, I wasn’t trying to troll.
All good, in fairness that was specifically stated earlier, I just don’t think to take it literally. I appreciate the answer either way.
Fits my folding knife perfectly
Filthy Frank approves Ravioli
Hah, just the other day I realized the ‘tiny’ pocket on my Guess jeans is actually large enough to easily hold an entire Leatherman multitool!
Lucky me, now that I know they make their mini pockets that big, I’ll probably make sure to go for Guess jeans in the future next time I go clothes shopping 👍
Actually useful advice. I love my Leatherman, both in the rugged multitools and Folsom senses.
I’ve actually got a Gerber multitool, but I figured people would more readily recognize the Leatherman name brand and not be thinking “What the fuck, this dude keeps baby food in his pocket?” 😂🤣
Same difference in size though, same size as a Leatherman.