NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”
This has the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves
spies gently
Spies (respectfully).
Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.
How does one spy with respect exactly ?
The fuck does that even mean?
“Crash the car without inflicting damage”
“Please cut back on the racial slurs.”
ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.
How laughable
great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.
This is like telling a stealthy cat burglar to wear formal attire. Because nothing says ‘covert operation’ like a bow tie and a monocle.
I respect your 4th amendment right to privacy, and choose not to browse the folder on your desktop called “Not Porn”…
… but that porn in your downloads is not for your eyes only if you know what I mean
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Oh fuck off
