Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.
Hot dog
Not hot dog
Yo people would pay good money for that
DixieGPT (dick-see)
How did this take place? Her security clearance let’s her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?
So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?
Doesn’t seem likely they would admit that much.
Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden
Oh my sweet summer child
So many idiots deep diving this… it is from the onion- they make parody news. It’s not real.
She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic
Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.
I saw that episode of Inside Job
I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?
Season 1 Episode 4 - Sex Machina
If she’s that into dick pics, let us know where they’re sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.
*Polaroids of sacks…
FTFY
Sacks lol
She works at the NSA. She’s been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.
theft of government property and classified materials
wait… what
Interesting username
Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it’s more likely than you think.
That’s a high number, Wang.
It was the comma in your sentence which made me snort. That’s a very funny comma.
I was going for a Mitchell and Webb reference (https://youtu.be/0obMRztklqU), but I’m glad I dabbed into that comma comedy here.
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And strangely that is NOT numberwang!
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Now that’s a proper dataset for automated DM spam filtering!
Funny how we can all go, “Yes, this is a possible thing”.
NSA and gov’t have too much data on us withouy warrants and using 3rd party companies.
Great post OP!
Ate the onion, which sucks because there are reported cases of employees spying/stalking exes and crushes
We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.
It’s all a mistake. Someone was told to forward all dick pics to wang@nsa.gov. So, they did!
Don’t hate the player, hate the wang.
And those are just the unsolicited ones she received on Tinder.