Trump administration officials fired more than 300 staffers Thursday night at the National Nuclear Security Administration — the agency tasked with managing the nation’s nuclear stockpile — as part of broader Energy Department layoffs, according to four people with knowledge of the matter.
Lol, ok, I can see why this is called NOT THE ONION. Geeze, and this is the most powerful country in the world. Maybe they don’t actually know where Canada is, ha.
The guy who did his fireworks on the campaign trail will be heading NORAD.
So a hair under 20 years ago I was offered a position similar to this after leaving the Navy. I’m so glad I went into private industry in another field entirely.
"Not realizing. "
No. They absolutely realized it. Farking the country up is the entire point
Fucking, the word is fucking.
Get hired back as private consultants at 5x the pay. Firing me was your fuckup. You deserve to pay for it.
Oh, they’re just going to nepotism some idiot fuckup into the job.
I hear Homer is available.
I’d have more faith in him than any of the idiots they will actually pick.
Yeah at least deep down homers actually a good prrson
I wonder how many nukes are gonna disappear.
Why don’t we ask Jeff?
Just don’t lose the launch codes:
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