This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
The Chicken Dance.
You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.
That crying taylor swift song “she wears short skirts”
Idk the name but her singing is super annoying in that
The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can’t remember what.
That one justin bieber song from when he first got famous
Sweet Caroline. No question.
This is extremely brave
Whooo ooooh no.
Jesse’s Girl. My high school used it daily in an ad for some bullshit they wanted to sell, and my first 10 working years they had a radio on wherever I worked on one of three stations depending, all of which play that song at least (at least) once a day every day. (That’s at least daily and sometimes twice a day exposure to that garbage song for 14 years straight for anyone counting.)
If I hear it come on I will leave the room, and I’ll be back in 3:14. Idgaf where I am. If I have the aux (it won’t be played, but if it somehow does) I’m changing it. If I hit the lotto I’m buying the rights so nobody can play it on the radio and taking it off streaming so I can lessen the likelihood of exposure. I’ll put it for free on itunes or some shit and never strike pirates but for the love of god please don’t play it near me!
That song’s protagonist is such a jealous, insecure piece of ass. I totally approve of that song being erased from existence.
Anything K-Pop. The world will be better off without any of it.
Nobody tell him about Country
Oh I’d take country any day over K-Pop… and I despise country.
The United States of America National Anthem.
Oh, probably this song or one like it:
Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.
fuck, it gets worse the longer you look at it.
“…he sold the wool from off his head” wtf
“Last Christmas”
Definitely that one. Since I can select the radio station without taking the hands of the steering wheel, it is “next station” as soon as it starts.
My wife loves it, I hate it with passion.
It’s strange. It’s for me like All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.
The first time it’s played at Christmas time I get in the mood. The following times I want to throw out my radio.
Happy birthday song.
Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈
what day is today, it’s nibbler’s birthday, what a day for a birthday, lets all have some cake
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith
Yeah, at least that other “product of its time” ™ song about being surprised someone at the bar is trans sounds decent. Dude Looks Like a Lady is just bad.
1-877-CARS-4KIDS
K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS
1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY
runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
K a r s cars for kids?
They’re kids, not English professors
Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD
Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!
Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.
1000%
You know all you’re donating to is to keep funding kids sitting in yeshivas so they can get indoctrinated to become Hasidic leeches off society. That’s where it actually goes.
Happy Birthday
Somebody just posted this image in another Ask and I thought it was relevant:
Damn! I was going to say American Pie but I think you’ve got the better answer but I don’t want to hear either of these songs ever again.
“If I Could Turn Back Time” by Cher, thus proving to her for a fraction of a nanosecond that her premise was actually possible after all, before every trace of the tune ceases to exist.
Came here to say Believe. Fucking Auto-Tune.
Ugh, so gross. Also a good pick 👍
