psychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Boughtnymag.comexternal-linkmessage-square278fedilinkarrow-up1611arrow-down139cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.worldapple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
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minus-squaremuse@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up29·8 个月前The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too
minus-squarepaddirn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-28 个月前Oh shit… I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one’s making eye contact… so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?
minus-squareDojan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.
minus-squareDanglingFury@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 个月前Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else’s Vision Pro to hide what you’re doing with your hands. You’ll be totally in private!
The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too
Oh shit… I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one’s making eye contact… so I should be cool.
Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?
Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.
Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!
Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else’s Vision Pro to hide what you’re doing with your hands. You’ll be totally in private!